Reproduction Rap

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Reproduction Rap

Oh Baby, Baby

Have you seen Casey?
Has anyone seen Casey?
Where's my baby daddy?
Is he at the Waltmart?

My name is Jamie Lynn, yall
the little sister you know
I sinned a bit and now it's like
I'm in that movie Juno.

I'm the innocent Spears
always kind of lovin'
You probably wonder how
got a bun up in the oven.

So the least I can do
is pass my knowledge to you
an anatomical review
with a twist that's new.
There's a whole mess of parts
and now I'm gonna list' em
Come on we're gonna learn about
the reproduction system.

Mommy, mommy, mommy
where the babies come from?
Do they fall from the moon?
Or fly out from the sun?
Are they dropped by the stork?
Do they pop out your bum?
Mommy, mommy, mommy
where the babies come from?

You got the glands up in you
I got the glands up in me
You got your wiener, your vageener and your ovary.
There's a epididimis down
in your scrotum sack
and if your hymen is gone
it ain't coming back.

There's your ova, your vulva
your fallopian tubes
My A cup's now a D cup
ya'll just look at my boobs.
If you see a mamacita
and you really want to meet her
tell the senorita
that she has a sweet ureter.

Mommy, mommy, mommy where the babies come from?

Ureter, Urethra
your rotor and your rooter
there's a thing above your peter
connects your whizzer to your pooper.
It's the prostate
It's like a pipeline
It's got an itty bitty clock
that makes you pee on time.

Mommy, mommy, mommy
where the babies come from?
Do they fall from the moon?
Or fly out from the sun?
Are they dropped by the stork?
Do they pop out your bum?
Mommy, mommy, mommy
where the babies come from?

When a man and a lady
start havin' a fling
Mr. Sperm and his posse
start doin' their thing
He's blind as a bat
and he can't hear a sound
outta the sack on the track
he gets uterus bound
If he makes it undetected
and the canal is unprotected
He'll rush to get connected
to the egg that's been selected

Then they'll fertilize
and right before your eyes
a little fetus puddle jumper
will materialize
It could be a boy
it could be a girl
it's got something to do
with chromosomes
So If there's penetration
and it's after ovulation
a little implantation
can cause 9 months of gestation

Mommy, mommy, mommy
where the babies come from?
Do they fall from the moon?
Or fly out from the sun?
Are they dropped by the stork?
Do they pop out your bum?
Mommy, mommy, mommy
where the babies come from?

Momma and Poppa said I'd be
the next Hanna Montana
Now I'm poppin' out a rug rat
in bum-f... Louisiana

Not that innocent.....

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