Beauty school drop out

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Beauty school drop out

Your story's sad to tell, a teenage ne'er do well
Most mixed up nondelinquent on the block
Your future's so unclear now, what's left of your career now
Can't even get a trade in on your smock

Beauty school drop out, no graduation day for you
Beauty school drop out, missed your midterms and flunked shampoo
Well at least you could have taken time to wash and clean your clothes up
After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose up

Baby get moving (better get moving), why keep your feeble hopes alive
What are you proving? (what are you proving?)
You've got the dream, but not the drive
If you go for your diploma, you could join a steno pool
Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high-school

Beauty school drop out, (beauty school drop out) hangin' around the corner store
Beauty school drop out, (beauty school drop out) it's about time you knew the score
Well they couldn't teach you anything, you think you're such a looker
But no customer would go to you, unless she was a hooker

Baby don't sweat it (don't sweat it), you're not cut out to hold the job
Better forget it (forget it), who wants their hair done by a slob
Now your bangs are curled, your lashes twirled, and still the world is cruel
Wipe off that angel face and go back to highschool

Baby don't blow it, don't put my good advice to shame
Baby you know it, even dear abby'd say the same
Now i've called the shot, get off the pot, i really gotta fly
Gotta be goin' to that maltshop in the sky

Beauty school drop out, (beauty school drop out) go back to high school
Beauty school drop out, (beauty school drop out) go back to high school
Beauty school drop out, (beauty school drop out) go back to high school