The Cheerleader

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The Cheerleader

[sound of pom-poms]
[cheerleader: with annoying feminine voice]
"ok you guys, let's hear some spirit!"
[performing cheer]
[cheerleader:] "united, we are united.. we'll be 'cause we're the
tigers, we're out for vic-tor-y - yeah!"
[no response]
[cheerleader:] "come on you guys! i wanna hear you!"
[still no response]
[cheerleader:] "come on! the girls volleyball team's got a big game tonight!
and we're gonna win 'cause we're the -"
[guy in crowd:] "sit down!"
[cheerleader:] "you guys are assholes!" [whining]
"you think this is easy being a cheerleader!?
let's see you come down here and try it!"
[guy:] "shut up!"
[cheerleader:] "you're the one who should be shutting up!
this is my senior year of cheerleading and you're ruining it!
i paid for my pom-poms with my own money." [half-crying]
[guy:] "you suck!"
[cheerleader: hurt] "i was gonna do a split for you guys,
but now i'm not gonna cuz you guys don't appreciate anything."
[something hurled and hit cheerleader]
[cheerleader:] "owwww! who threw that!?
i'm gonna get a bruise now! i hate my school!" [whining]
[crowd cheering softly in background]
[guy:] "we're sorry."
[pause]
[guy:] "just kidding, you suck!"
[cheerleader: half-crying] "ahhaw..no..."