The Key of Awesome

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These pants are too small
They're skin tight
They're squeezing my balls
It's a sad sight
I used to be thin
Now I've got two chins
Should have hit the gym
I'm getting too old for Youtube
They're all gonna LOL at my man boobs
Come on, Mark let's go
My stomach looks gross
We'll fix that in post
Are you really going to?
Oh, hell no.
Damn I really let myself go I ate
Too much pizza and nachos
Now my man boobs are saggin'
C'mon you guys stop laughin'
At my man boooooooobs
Let me have a try
I can do it
I sound like the guy
Let me prove it
My gut's not as big
Just hand me that wig
And watch my gay jig
Impersonating the guy's
Of the other guy
It's like inception
I'm covered in sweat
Just give me a sec
Let me catch my breath
It's not as easy as it looks
I am starting to regret this
Someone call the paramedics
I just threw my back out
I really should've stretched out
I just f**************ed my back up
Christina sings these random lines
I think she applied her make up twice
Used to show her goodies
She ate too many cookies
And now she looks like Snooki
I got my second wind
We are all attentions whores
Someone help me off the floor
I've got them moves like grandpa
I've got them boobs like grandma
But we will doooooooo anything for laughter
Doooo anything for laughter

Letra añadida por: F.E.R.C.H.O

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