LETRA CAN'T REMEMBER TO FORGET YOU
I sing like a goat
The frog in my throat
Has lived there for years
And he makes me sing this way.
I set up a bed
Down by the steps
So when i run down stairs
I don't crash and smash my head.
I really have to pee now
But i cannot leave because
I'm waiting for Rihanna
Where's that ho?
That is our girls nigth
I sent her an e-vite
To have a slumber party, party,
At my house.
Oh oh ooh oh oh
I'm very Frio!
I keep forgetting to put clothes on
Rock and Roll!
I had a start a band with no one
The evil throat froggy
He put a curse of me
Now i must live in this big house alone.
What are hell are ya?
Don't piss me off or I'll unfriend you.
Sorry i'm late
I was harrassed at the gate
Your house is a maze
Don't know why you need all this space.
We're smoking in bed
Bitchin' bout men
Our asses look great
But we can't find a decent mate.
It really makes me feel bad
Got issues with my dad
And it makes me date such assholes.
Oh not again
Let's play a board game
And i will makes us nachos, nachos
Where'd she go?
[Shakira & Rihanna]
I think a lost ya
I took a wrong turn at the bathroom,
(Make a left!)
I cannot hear ya
Just stay put my butt will find your butt,
Communicate with me
With ass telepathy
Now we're dry humping the dry wall,
Why can't i rebound
From stupid Chris Brown
You keep forgeting he's an ass clown
I'd kill and I'd steal
And i'd cheat on my taxes
And french kiss a frog for that boy (Really?)
I'd eat a fart sandwich and lie down in traffic
He battered you like a nerf toy
I have a solution, a man substitution
Have you met my friend, the bullfrog?
Just reach down and kiss him
He'll become a prince
And he won't treat you like a lap dog
[Shakira & Rihanna]
Now the evil frog has cursed you
What is that noise?
That's your new voice
And now i sound the way i used to sound
How do i stop this hell?
This vocal prision cell
You have to pass the curse to someone else
Well this is goodbye
My hips don't lie!
You kind of sound like Julie Andrews.