Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm Robin Lench!
And welcome to the "Lifestyles Of The Poor And Unfortunate"!
Where you and your broad... can win EIGHT days and nine dangerous nights at...
'The Come On In Hotel', overviewing... the Watts Tower. (owww
And for your transportation pleasures, you get to ride on what?...
The "R.T.D.": the "Rough, Tough and Dangerous"
Where, we provide you and your bitch... round trip transfer...
STRAIGHT DOWN RAAANGE... [5 shots] (AYO, NIGGA! GET OUTTA THE CAR, NIGGA!)
Where you can meet, who? O.G. MudBone! (who the fuck are?)
Hello, O.G. MudBone! Say: "Hi!" (NIGGA, F*** YOU MUTHAFUCKA!
And for your gambling cravings...
You can lose that trick-bitch that's with ya... almost...
Well... basically... ANYWHERE! (I give you $20 for your biiiiitch! Hahahahah!)
And for your nightlife entertainment, you get to visit...
Our very own... strawberry showgirls! Located where? On Figueroa!
'Ey, 'ey, bitch! 'Ey, how much for "head"?
Hahahahahah! Oww... ahahh!
Ow! Until next time!
40 ounce dreams and watermelon wishes!
I'm Robin Lench, peace!