'Oh, who is that? She looks good. What's your name?'
'My name is Lauramechbaidumeinchbib Beautiful Lovely Lady. Did you hear what I said?'
'Yeah, sure I did'
'I am, uh, Chriskpalpidon'
'Ah, you wanna know what my name is?'
'What, big fella?'
'Oh, my name is, um, Godzuki'
'Ya big fella! Godzuki reminds me of a booger. Goodbye!'