L.a.s.m.

LETRA

L.a.s.m.

I.b. - interview bitch
B.s. - when i'm not sure who's talking, or dres and lawnge both are
M.l. - mista lawnge
Dres - who else?
(yo-yo: "don't try to play me out, don't try to play me out.")
I.b. - hello. we are the hosts of l.a.s.m. association, ladies against
Sexist motherfuc***. and today our guests are black sheep. you both
Are from new york right?
B.s. - ah. that's true. new york. that's true. yo.
I.b. - you supposedly met in north carolina?
B.s. - yea, yea, yea. north carolina. yea. uh huh. yea, yea.
I.b. - so what's the difference between the lifestyles you lead in new
York and north carolina?
B.s. - trees and building. trees and buildings.
Dres - basically, look, there was tractors, rakes, and hoes down
There. up here we just got the hoes. you know what i'm saying.
B.s. - tractors and rakes.
I.b. - dres, you seem to have a conceited personality. do you?
Dres - next question please.
I.b. - ah. wow. in your album you disrespect women by calling us hoes.
Why is that?
Dres - listen, listen, listen. honey, ho is merely short for honey.
Dig? hoe is short for honey. we just got lazy and dropped the -ney.
B.s. - right. like when you drop to you knees. right, right.
I.b. - wait a minute. do you call you mother, or sister, or your
Grandmother a ho? (go ahead girl)
M.l. - basically i do. they half hoes. you know what i'm saying.
That's my point.
I.b. - mista lawnge, what do you mean by this nine point five thing?
M.l. - could we talk about that some other time.
I.b. - but the people want to know.
M.l. - not right now.
I.b. - but, but.
M.l. - look, i said later man.
I.b. - i can dig it.
M.l. - i'll bet she can... ho knows all of my business.
I.b. - hold up, hold up. all professionalism aside, motherfuc***,
Where do you come off thinking you're god's gift to the world? it is
Dogs like you that make men look so bad.
B.s. - he, he, he.
I.b. - do you really think this bullshit is going to sell?
(beep beep, beep beep, beep beep, beep beep)
M.l. - well listen it's like this. ah, i am a very important man.
Right. and as you can tell. it doesn't really matter because, as long
As i'm up in somebody busting somebodies gills. right.
I.b. - look i've had enough of your egotistical, chauvinistic, pimp
Daddy, immature, couldn't get a real woman even if you want to
Attitude.
Dres - honey. listen. honey, check this out.
I.b. - that's it. i can't take it any more.
Dres - honey. listen. honey. listen.
I.b. - this is the end of this interview. later.
B.s. - come on.
I.b. - i said later man.
B.s. - he can dig it.
I like them niggers. i like them niggers. i like them niggers.
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