I once knew a guy, and his name was Jim
He used to like me, but I didn't like him
He told me that he'd really like to go in bed
He told me that he'd like to give me vicious head
He's a gay boy, boy toy, jerk off, f*** up
His boy friend says, "Come live with me"
His boy friend says, "Come and make the scene"
His mom and dad are awful proud
It's perfectly acceptable to be a gay boy,
Boy toy, jerk off, f*** up
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