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Ladies and Gentlemen, due to illness,
tonight the part of Denis Leary,
will be played by Denis Leary
And now welcome Denis Leary."

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And f*** you.

There's a guy- I don't know if you've heard about this guy,
he's been on the news a lot lately.
There's a guy- he's English,
I don't think we should hold that against him,
but apparently this is just his life's dream because
he is going from country to country
He has a senate hearing in this country coming up
in a couple of weeks. And this is what he wants to do

He wants to make the warnings on the packs bigger.
Yeah! He wants the whole front of the pack to be
the warning. Like the problem is we just haven't
noticed yet. Right? Like he's going to get his
way and all of the sudden smokers around
the world are going to be going,
"Yeah, Bill, I've got some cigarettes.. HOLY SHIT!
These things are bad for you! Shit,
I thought they were good for you! I thought
they had Vitamin C in them and stuff!"
You fuc*** dolt! Doesn't matter how big
the warnings are. You could have cigarettes
that were called the warnings
You could have cigarrets that come in a black pack,
with a skull and a cross bone on the front,
called tumors and smokers would be lined up
around the block going, "I can't wait to
get my hands on these fuc*** things!
I bet you get a tumor as soon as you light up!
Numm Numm Numm Numm Numm" Doesn't matter
how big the warnings are or how much they cost
Keep raising the prices, we'll break into your
houses to get the fuc*** cigarettes, ok!?
There a drug, we're addicted, ok!?
Numm Numm Numm Numm Numm *wheeze*

I'm a little hyped up tonight. Little hyped up
Smoked a nice big fat bag of crack right before the show
"Agghhhh!!" I'm only kidding folks
I would never do crack
I would never do a drug named after
a part of my own ass. Ok folks