Allow me to introduce myself As the big daddy kane A smooth lover from around the way That's bound to drive any bitch insane
[dolemite (rudy raw moore)] Well dolemite is my name And rappin and tappin is my game
[kane] Oh yeah? well me tell you somethin mr. dolemite The shit you talkin years ago, i could see But it's the 90's now and rap is all about me
[dolemite] Listen.. when it comes down to rappin I was through with it before you learned what to do with it I'm the king so i'm stakin my claim In the rappin game Y'know? for all players, i am the speaker I'm also known as the hot pussy seeker When it comes down to ridin up and down in some pussy I make it weaker Also it gets a little deeper I was walkin down broadway the other day An old old lady came my way She said, "i'll be glad when you 'come 18 I'm gonna give you a funkin like you ain't never seen!" I said, "lady! why wait for so much time to pass? I've been wantin to tear up yo' old gray ass" So i pulled out my dick It was so shiny it looked like it was painted The hoe took one look and damn near fainted I stuck it in the bitch and the bitch began to shout That, "oh mr. dolemite, take that motherfuc*** out!"
[kane] Well you ain't sayin nothin slick to a can of oil I walked barefoot from new york to dallas Won for pimp of the year at the caesar's palace Made a big snowstorm on the 4th of july And drunk the waters in the atlantic ocean til that shit was dry I was makin money before washington was put on a bill And i kicked jack's ass and took his hoe jill I'm the one who broke the bull's back And made people say f*** mcdonald's and call me the big mac
[dolemite] Why you long lanky motherfuc*** You ain't nothin but a sucker! I was born in a barrel of butcher knives
Shot in the ass with two colt .45's I've been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel I chew up railroad iron, and shit out steel! I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whale Handcuff lightning and throw thunder's ass in jail
[kane] Why you ignorant decrepit motherfuc*** Let me tell you somethin I'm the one that put the m in mackin Because when you did it you was only actin I made pimpin a full time job So bitches wouldn't have to go out and rob I made the streets of new york hot as a sauna And hung a home sweet hoe sign on every corner Yes i'm the player of all players and the mack of all macks Give a headache to excedrin and knock the shit out of ex-lax
[dolemite] Why you insecure no business barn junkyard Rat soup eatin motherfuc***!! It was in the early 1960's when i originated my pimpin game I was callin whores jives ass bitches And pimps - sucker ass lame Kane, before you can take my reign You gotta cook me a chicken and a half a day Walk from new york to los angeles and throw the bones away You gotta be born blind and cannot see
Yo' bitches have the pocks in the ass so bad they can't even pee Ride a bald eagle a million feet in the air And get out and do the runnin man while you up there Have the mumps and the asiastic flu And the crabs around yo' ass start singin the yankee doodle doo!