My art is called egocentric-soft-porno.
Or maybe it's just narcisism...
My one and only subject
Goes from something like anything but
Wouldn't it be easier for beardsley?
He could drop the paintings,
And photograph his penis.
Or take pixxx of the chicks...
Yeah, you know what I mean...
Wouldn't it be better for Esher?
He could drop the math
And make it happen on his mattress
2 girls and a cam!
3 girls and a cam!
You put a dog there and you got polaroid scat
I ain't no artist
I am an artbitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portifolio
and I only show
Where there's free alcohol
I am so hardcore
I sell my crap and people ask for more...
Call me revolutionary
I poo on a plate and get it published on visionaire.
What I do, is called art-shit.
And don't you dare make fun of me
Cuz everything I do was featured on the pages of i-d!