Kitsch Me If You Can

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Kitsch Me If You Can

with a thrift store heart and a vintage mind
i pick the perfect pop vice that makes me shine

i 'don't hassel the hoff' in my jovi tour tee (from 1986)
and hit the pillow just right so my bedhead is authentic

and i walk among the masses that i shun
“so bad, it's good“...so clever...
make all my pleasures guilty

just keep on lapping up the irony
and predictable cliches
sold with convenient insincerity
c'mon kitsch me if you can
come and kitsch me if you can

wouldn't you like to know?...
what really lies under the mullet wig?...