Principal actors to the stage please,
Act One is about to begin in 8 seconds.
First you can´t act, now you can´t stop,
(What´s my motivation?)
I used to like you... a lot,
(I was the class nerd)
Exactly who I´m s´posed to be,
(I´m totally Strasberg)
You play a doctor on TV,
(What you´re doing is SO brave)
Deep down you´re dirty but you try,
(I´m a good person)
The truth would break you so you lie,
(I want my work to matter)
It´s in the choices that you make,
(I want to inspire)
No talent, just fate.
I don´t know where you begin,
I end, we start
They need, you love,
We all watch
The Actor Acting.
Good from far but far from good,
(All I have is my instinct)
You love to act, I wish you would,
(It´s not acting, it´s re-acting)
Act like you´re not from out of space,
(When I´m on stage I feel alive)
You know ambition isn´t grace,
(For me it´s the craft)
Made of Sex, Maida Vale,
(Would I do better in New York)
You are the Alpha Male,
(I´m just too pretty for that role)
You are the good, you are the great,
(The words have power)
Now let me fill you with my hate.
D-d-d-d-Dame d-Dame d-Dame Judi Dench,
Ritchie, Ritchie, Ritchie.
In the future,
Everybody will be anonymous for fifteen minutes,
You are, we all are a test card,
The stars of CCTV,
We ARE the nature of the beast.