Bart: ok, we're young, rich, and full of sugar.
what do we do?
milhouse: [yelling] let's go crazy, broadway style!
springfield, springfield, it's a hell of a town:
the schoolyard's up and the shopping mall's down.
the stray dogs go to the animal pound,
bart: springfield, springfield!
milhouse: springfield, springfield!
sailor: new york, new york!
bart: new york is that-a-way, man!
sailor: thanks, kid!
both: [singing] it's a hell of a...toooown!